U WANT ME

gayborhoodwatch:

Alex Gaskarth 
Alex Solidkarth
Alex Liquidkarth

Jack Barakat
Jack Baradog
Jack Barakitten

Rian Dawson
Rian Dawfather
Rian Dawmother

Zack Merrick
Zack Merrgross
Zack Merrew

laughingstation:

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Nailed it.

me: does anyone want to go to a concert with me?
real life friends:
me:
real life friends:
internet friends: YES OKAY I'LL BOOK A FLIGHT AND WE CAN HAVE A SLUMBER PARTY AT YOUR HOUSE AND HUNT THEM DOWN AFTER THE SHOW AND MEET THEM AND MAKE THEM LOVE US AND MOVE IN WITH THEM

1554miles:

Is not LDR related but look at these people. I admire them. They have the guts to be who they are no matter what other people say and LOOK for crying out loud.. their make up skills are awesome. Power to them!

PS: If you unfollow me because I reblogged this. Is fine. No hard feelings. everybody has different opinions.

…and now back to LDR Stuff <3 .

~ Danii

how to seduce a man

avatargrimes:

morgstang:

turrets-syndrome:

  • look into his eyes
  • grab his waist
  • whisper sensually in his ear, “ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli”

this is why tumbr has a hard time getting dates

as a male, I’d be pretty damn seduced if this was done to me.

ep1c:

what do straight boys text each other about is what i wanna know

one time i was using my brother’s phone and his friend was like “gotta go im takin a poop”

prizewang:

Dorito Simulator ‘13™

prizewang:

Dorito Simulator ‘13